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An older guy shares a room with his 2 year old brother, and they have bunk beds. Well the older brother goes out on a date with his girlfriend. He brings her back to his house and they climb on the top bunk with his little brother fast asleep on the bottom bunk.

Things start to get hot between the boyfriend and girlfriend......he says "if you want me to go harder say Lettuce....if you want it faster say tomato" the girl says "ok". So they start. The girl says "lettuce...tomato..lettuce...tomato....lettuce..tomato.....no! pull it out, pull it out i can't get pregnant."

The little brother wakes up and yells...." Will you guys stop making sandwiches up there. You are getting mayo on my face!!"

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