Hand Lotion?
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father Ryan says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap in his hands and heads back to the showers.
He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how lifelike he looks; the 1st nun suddenly reaches out and pulls his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
'Oh look,' says the 1st nun...' It's a soap dispenser.'
To test her theory, the 2nd nun also pulls his tool and sure enough he drops the other bar of soap.
The 3rd nun decides to have a go.
She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens.
So she tries again and again to get soap and, to her delight, she yells....." HAND LOTION!!"
He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how lifelike he looks; the 1st nun suddenly reaches out and pulls his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
'Oh look,' says the 1st nun...' It's a soap dispenser.'
To test her theory, the 2nd nun also pulls his tool and sure enough he drops the other bar of soap.
The 3rd nun decides to have a go.
She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens.
So she tries again and again to get soap and, to her delight, she yells....." HAND LOTION!!"
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